Just around the corner….
In the middle of town….
Even for the stickerbush avoiders,
They are BLACKBERRIES.
bet you can’t eat just
I even let Josh go get some in a bucket.
Six. gettin berries.
There are blackberries in a bucket under our chins in the picture of the two of us. Josh’s face was WAY cuter than the berries.
look at the face. you won’t be mad for long.
is a picture of Josh’s FAVORITE kind of blackberries.
Which really AREN’T black at all.
Those are the good ones.
The sour ones.
nature’s version of every popular candy out there right now.
I’d like to enter picture #3 into evidence.
as CLEARLY pictured in this photograph,
the accomplice, here after reffered to as Macs,
did not, as he suggested,
with the berry PICKING.
In fact, as the picture indicates,
WITH THE EATING….
I’d like the jury to pay special attention to the staining and discoloration
on Macs’ SKIN
and under the NAILS, your honor.
This staining is consistant with
the staining that occurs when one picks a berry roughly.
when berries are picked roughly,
and as we all know,
squished berries MUST
e a t e n…..
put in the
May the Jury Here by find the Defendant, Macs, Guilty of 1 count in the 2nd degree of EATING,
and 1 count of failing to bucket the berries.
The Prosecution rests.