Welcome!!! To my Halloween Party! I didn’t have much time this year to REALLY enjoy getting in the Spirits of Halloween… Bwahahahahaha so I decided to tell the Tale of the DIRTY JOB…
Once, there were two boys. They were good little boys, who only got into mischief a little bit, and only sometimes. One of the boy’s mothers let them carve pumpkins one day. The boys were given tools to carve… saws, and scoops, and various goodies. The only thing she didn’t give them, was CLEANING tools…. as you know, pumpkins can be very messy. Especially if you are taking their insides and putting them outside. Still, the boys decided that dirty or not, they WOULD carve their pumpkins into scary and goulish Jack’o’Lanterns…
You should be….
Because one of these lanterns has a UNIBROW!
and the other has STITCHES..
One of the boy’s told his fellow in mischief…
“It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it!”
And so ends the Tale of Dirty Job… Some has to do it… if you aren’t carefull….
It COULD be
Look if you DARE on the mess that became the Jack’o’Lanterns on our front step…