OK- I admit it. I am a lurker. One of those silly folks who read other people’s blogs. I might even stick my nose around and post a comment now and then. It’s my mother’s fault. She does it too, and now, instead of chatting about the soap we both watch, we chat about who-said-what-on-which-blog-that-I-love-and-you-should-go-to-it-you’d-love-it…. Kelli Crowe. That’s her name. That’s the blog. I love it. She is funny and witty, and dry, and cutting. Everything I love. She homeschool’s her children. I was homeschooled. and WISH I had the guts to homeschool my own. She’s my age. She talks like me. ‘cept I don’t say DUDE. But Dude, she makes me WANT to! Anyway, a while ago, Kelli got tagged. She had to share five things in her closet, her car, her purse, her fridge and on her TiVo. THEN she tagged me. Know WHY? huh? huh? huh? Know WHY? Because I lurked. I lurked, and she tagged anyone who was reading her blog. So- there you have it, and here it goes:
A VERY short shirt that I used to cocktail waitress in NINE years ago…
My Cheshire cat teeshirt that says “Smile, It Confuses People”.
My cute boob shirts.
About 5 shirts that I will never wear again because no matter how much I loved them BEFORE three kids, I have THREE KIDS, and your stomach never looks quite the same EVER again.
My husband’s ARMY shirt.
Papers to fax for this blasted house thing.
cinnamon scented STUFF to make the truck smell yummy.
The last five happy meal bags we got at McDonald’s and I’m being conservative here….
At least three happy meal toys STILL IN THEIR BAGS.
At least two you don’t even want to know what it is was when you could tell but now you can’t tell things on the floor.
My keys …..well I hope they are.
My Debit Card
Pictures of my kids (except Ian, because somehow I haven’t printed any good recent ones of him. I need to do that)
A bag with an empty ink cartrige in it so that I can save three dollars on ink at Staples the next time I buy ink.
Emz Blendz lip balm. Everyone should have that.
Western Family Vegetable Juice which is really just cheap V8 juice.
Lemon Vodka to go WITH the vegi juice
MILK MILK MILK because good gracious that baby can DRINK that chocolate milk (it’s really instant breakfast)
I don’t have TiVo. *gasp! don’t die on me!* My favorite shows are too many to name, but here are a few:
(do we see a pattern here?)
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