Be sure to read the update at the bottom of the post…
My day has not started out well. I’m HOPING it can’t get worse. REALLY hoping. First of all, I had every intention of trying to get my house in order enough to be able to go volunteer at school today. I haven’t been all week.
We were running our usual no matter how early we get ready we are still running late schedule. Josh was not ready to leave for school, because he couldn’t find his shoes. After a bit, we remembered that they were out on the deck because he was a good little boy and took them off before coming into the house last night after playing in the sandbox.
No big deal, I will let the dogs out on, and grab the shoes on my way back into the house!
What’s that smell next to Kenya’s kennel?
Is that smell coming FROM her kennel!?
OooooooH! That stink is TOTALLY coming from her kennel.
Bend over. Look in.
Diareah of a Rottweiler ALL OVER the kennel.
ALL OVER the dog.
It doesn’t look near as neat as this:
I guess I won’t be going to school today. Instead, I’ll be cleaning dog poop off of a kennel and a dog. Aren’t you glad we don’t have smellternet!?
So that was bad.
Then I got Josh to school. Where I proceeded to gross the pregnant teacher out with my story for why I won’t be in class today, I’ve got funner things to do with my time. Funner. It’s a word.
On my way down the hall to my poopy doom, the teacher follows me out and calls to me.
“I’m not babysitting Macs for you today!”
I am a BAD mom.
I LEFT MY THREE YEAR OLD IN THE CLASSROOM.
Not because I thought he would follow me, and he didn’t.
Because I FORGOT THAT HE WAS THERE.
that’s not all……
Ohhhhhhh no. That COULDN’T be all. When I got home, I bent over in front of the partially open dishwasher, and hit my cheekbone.
HARD. I think I might bruise.
Yep. This day is not one of the best I’ve ever had. Now I’m off to clean….
No dogs were harmed in the making of this blog, although I really really REALLY wanted to. The reason the dumb dog HAS diareah, is because she probably ate something she’s allergic to when she stuck out the other night. DUMB DOG.
Edit at 5:40 pm same day… after my post things continued to go SOUTH. Starting with Macs pouring milk onto a movie. As is VHS, and not on the top, but into the HOLES… I think the video is ruined.
Not to be outdone by himself, Macs then PEED (that’s right, you didn’t read it wrong) PEED. On the only dog who up to that point, had remained body fluid FREE… THEN…. because he didn’t think he was in enough trouble for the day, Macs poured about half of his plaque finding mouthwash all over the sink in the bathroom. In case you don’t know what this is, it’s mouth wash that has REALLY dark dye in it to help kids see where they have missed when brushing. It’s a pain to wash off of things like the SINK. After all this, I was forced to seek refuge at my friend’s house and have a Margarita at 3:00. She was having a bad day too.