There once was a fair maiden named Caitlyn
Who in another state from me lives in
When someone is snooty
She says they are spooty
Give this new word a spin
It’s not hard to begin
Don’t be shy, just this once
You won’t stop I’ve a hunch
Caitlyn knows a good word when she hears it.
Won’t use yucky, gross, bad or bullsh**
Only one word will work, when a thing chaps your booty
And that, my dear friends, is a word I call spooty
So this rhyme is for Caitlyn,
For this fine word she’s makin
What a cutie pa tootie
And nowhere near SPOOTY!
~ To Caitlyn for a word that I will never lose. Thanks for the best word in the WORLD.